#jaskier from the witcher is in it

[nippleninja2]

This single scene from The Witcher (2002) has more chemistry between Geralt & Jaskier than the Netflix show has in its entirity

[justslightlyconfused]

Book Jaskier: chaotic idiot who starts shit like he isn’t the size of a football you can punt over the fence

Hexer Jaskier: chill lil dude who follows you everywhere and just wants to snuggle and lounge in the sunniest window

Netflix Jaskier: unhinged feral last kitten in the sad box on the corner with big ol eyes that make you forgive him for destroying your couch

Geralt: always desperately trying to herd cats

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 131

Jasker is a dragon, sure. But he prefers his human form. He prefers pretty clothing and lutes over his scales and wings. He hasn't a hoard yet. He thinks. He's never truly cared for gold, though he knows that not all dragons have hoards of gold. That's just the default. What if he did have a hoard, and it just wasn't some boring old gold pieces? At first he thought his hoard must be his many exuberant outfits, but when he got into a scuffle and one outfit was ruined, he was disappointed but that was it. There was no anguish, no mourning, no big depressive meltdown over it's destruction... So probably not a hoard. Just an interest. He then thought it must be his songs. But when he heard a bard in some town playing one of his songs, he didn't erupt into scales and roars. He didn't burn down a city. He didn't even rip out his hair or anything. He wasn't even mad. He thinks you'd be more possessive and jealous over a hoard. He was mostly proud. The bard said it was a song he didn't write, he said it was by Jaskier, and he sang it quite well. But even if he didn't do any of those things, Jaskier would be mad, sure, maybe even mad, but never MAD. He thought of lovers being his hoard, but the thought went away very quickly. None of his lovers stay, and though it stings sometimes, he thinks he'd be flinging himself off a cliff if a treasure of his hoard literally got up and walked away from him. And then one day he meets a Witcher. The witcher looks at him with these piercing golden eyes, and Jaskier feels an audible shift in his soul, his being. He found it. His treasure. Maybe witchers are his hoard, and Geralt is just his first one. Maybe his hoard is just friends he meets. He doesn't know, all he knows is that he can't stop himself from staring at the gold of Geralt's eyes. Perhaps Jaskier does care for gold.

[gwentbleidd]

still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad

[hannibard]

Geralt: you're beautiful

Jaskier:

Jaskier: witcher eyesight mustn't be as good as the rumors say because it took you over 20 years to notice

[naumaxia-art]

[crispyliza]

It's a real struggle

[anyanp]

[ghostlylicious]

no way geralt posted this on my tl guys i swear

[rebrandedbard]

How does the great Sandpiper successfully smuggle 130 children out of the Nilfgaard-occupied territory of Hamm? With the power of a forgotten story, a traditional song, and a masterful lie.

A piece for my upcoming fic, The Piper of Hamm, based on The Pied Piper of Hamelin, next in my fairy tale series.

[justslightlyconfused]

I feel like the biggest thing we overlooked in season 3 was Jaskier dropping the unicorn line

like he clearly KNOWS what those kinky fucks get up to in their spare time and what I desperately need to know is who. the fuck. told him.

i mean, it HAD to be Yen right?

Geralt comes stumbling back to the inn one night with white horse hair all over his body and Jaskier’s like??? wtf did you do, fight a stallion on your way here??? and Geralt just grumbles and goes to bed and that’s that

cut to two months later Geralt’s out on a contract and jask and Yen get roaringly drunk and she’s like bitch you will NEVER guess what I convinced that man to do-

so yeah it’s just canon to me now that those two fucked on a unicorn, Jaskier found out, and now he’s gonna hold it over them for the rest of time

[tielmamon]

Geralt still hates parties, but most of the time its worth the trouble if he's with his bard 🥹❤️

[endiness]

"Jaskier loves people."

[stevenrogered]

You learned my song. My- my playing’s shit, and I did have a-

[pixlatedvampire]

It’s been ten years since I finished a drawing so please enjoy these two idiots I drew all the way back in 2021 😭🤣

[natjennie]

jaskier really created a whole mythos surrounding geralt of rivia, white wolf, hero of the people, for the continent to adore and get invested in and then fucking wrote and performed her sweet kiss with the lines "I am weak my love and I am wanting. if this is the path I must trudge, I'll welcome my sentence, give to you my penance, garroter, jury, and judge" and then had to like. live with the fact that he admitted he's in love with the subject of his songs. every tavern he plays at the whole crowd is just side-eyeing geralt in the back like. um. hello. and he grunts and stomps up to their room. and then burn butcher burn comes out and the whole continent is like whoooaaa shit there's drama!!! jaskier is literally out here taylor swift narrating his whole relationship and geralt just has to trudge into town like. does anyone need a swamp monster killed? and the mayor or w/e goes hey aren't you the guy from the song, you really pissed that bard off what did you do leave him at the aisle or something. and geralt just has to be like. nope, must be a different witcher he's talking about. anyway swamp monster?